P.S. don't look for me. Your sister and I are moving to West Virginia together! Have a wonderful life!
Dear former husband,
Trust me, getting your letter has truly made my day. It is true that we have been married for 7 years, but you have not been a good husband.
I watch TV a lot to block out your constant complaining, but it doesn't seem to help.
I really noticed your new haircut last week, and the first thing I thought was, 'You look just like a girl!' Because my mother taught me to only speak kindly, I chose to remain silent.
When you made my favorite dish, you must have mixed me up with my sister, as I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
Regarding the new silk underwear: I looked away from you when I saw they still had the price tag of $49.99 on them, and I hoped it was just a coincidence that my sister had borrowed $50 from me earlier that day.
After everything that happened, I still cared for you and believed we could make our relationship succeed. When I won $10 million in the lottery, I quit my job and bought two tickets for us to go to Jamaica. But when I arrived home, you were not there.
I suppose everything occurs for a purpose. I hope you have a great time.
Achieve the fulfilling life you desire. My lawyer told me that the letter you wrote means you won't receive any money from me. Be careful.
From your ex-wife, now wealthy and single!
By the way, I'm not sure if I ever mentioned this, but my sister Carla was born a boy named Carl. I hope that's okay!
If you found this story funny, please tell your friends and family about it.
Dad is bored.
Affection and harmony
